Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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