Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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