That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
So. Much. Porn.
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