i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
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