It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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