I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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