How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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