Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
