I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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