if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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