oh god the rape fog is back!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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