Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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