I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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