quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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