i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
