Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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