If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
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