This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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