Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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