My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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