If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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