thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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