so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The beer is more important than you right now.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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