the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
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and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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