Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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