oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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