If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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