Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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