Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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