you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I don't think brook has ever known best
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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