i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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