the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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