On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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