well most of my day revolves around power hour
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
