It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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