A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
