I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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