as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.