You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only