Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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