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• (207): View more from Maine

  The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.

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  welcome to maine.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Oh. So it is a cult

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.

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