i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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