No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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