I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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