lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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