I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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