We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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