we have officially mastered the walk of shame
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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