I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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