Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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