yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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