singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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