Jerry, you need to find god
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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