Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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