A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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