My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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