the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
