Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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