Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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