She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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