Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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