i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
So much rum. So many feels.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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