big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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