worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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