I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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