are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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